Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Found your dick twin last night
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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