My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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