I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You made out with two different species that night
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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