that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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