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i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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