Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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