you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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