HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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