By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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