I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
