Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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