yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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