that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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