just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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