girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
my poor anus
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
