It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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