pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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