Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We got so high we made milksteak
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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