i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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