But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Two words: blizzard sex
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