I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Randomize