The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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