also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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