absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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