he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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