Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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