remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
