happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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