That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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