Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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