Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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