I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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