this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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