I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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