So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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