he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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