he puts the penis in happiness.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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