It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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