is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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