omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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