5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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