WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
