He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm too high and old for this...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
i out mim tonsoeep
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