"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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