She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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