I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
