Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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