just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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