Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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