HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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