Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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