Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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