Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize