it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you win again, gameday.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
