Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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