i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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