sorry about calling you the devil all night.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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