there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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