What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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