things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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